|CREEPY MAN OR ORANGUTAN MAN?|
House of assholes versus house of douchebags:
Bill Maher said last night that there are significant differences between the two Republican presidential candidates.
“Donald Trump wants to build a wall to keep out creepy foreigners,” Maher explained. “Ted Cruz is proof we need it.”Both conservatives and liberals, Maher said, have come to him asking for help deciding between the two.
“Republicans, I feel your pain,” he said. “You’re stuck between a rock and a gross place. The House of Asshole or the House of Douchebag. Team Werewolf or Team Vampire. Verizon or AT&T. But we have to accept that being a grown-up means hard choices between disgusting options.”
VIDEO COURTESY OF HBO
The horrid of such a terrible choice - Maher took a swig of bleach — comparing it to picking between the Zika and Ebola viruses.
He compared Trump to Ebola in this scenario, saying, “he’ll violently kill you right away.” Cruz, on the other hand, is like Zika because “we don’t see the damage until future generations.”
I've written numerous [over 15 thousand] blogs over the years readers, and I've said many times, voting has consequences. With the current cast of GOPers running, these consequences can be dire!
Choose wisely in November readers, if Maher is right, this could be your last vote for a United States President.