BUMPER BRAINS

JON STEWART OBLITERATING THE NFL, ANHEUSER BUSCH, SEAN HANNITY

They ‘don’t know what the fuck they’re doing’ say Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart takes to task - the NFL's inept business practices on how to deal with abusive employees.

Stewart argued that the NFL’s muddled handling thus far of the cases involving Carolina defensive end Greg Hardy, former Baltimore running back Ray Rice and Minnesota running back Adrian Peterson represented “the kind of firm decision making we've come to expect from people who don’t know what the f*ck they’re doing.”

He also mocked the Vikings for reversing course twice over on Peterson following his second suspension in connection to allegations of child abuse. The team said in a statement that the latest suspension was an effort to “get this right.”

“You need time to make sure you get this right?” Stewart scoffed. “A 220-pound running back left railroad tracks on a 4-year-old’s leg. This ain't Fermat’s last theorem.”

Not only had the league been forced to develop its own “special victims unit,” Stewart said, but Anheuser Busch — a key sponsor — had admonished the league for its response to criticism from the public.

“How crazy is this?” Stewart asked the audience. “A company that sells alcohol is the moral touchstone of the NFL. Maybe one of the only substances that is proven scientifically to increase the likelihood of domestic abuse — that company is saying to the NFL, ‘You guys got a real problem here.’”

Stewart pointed out that it wasn't that long ago when people around the league fretted that drafting Missouri defensive end Michael Sam would lead to distractions because he is gay.

BUMPER BRAINS

If spanking works so well, then why do we only use it on the smallest, most vulnerable members of our society?

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Roger West

FINALLY SOMEONE WITH THE TESTICAL FORTITUDE TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS

CBS sportscaster James Brown used his time on air during the pregame for the Baltimore Ravens vs. Pittsburgh Steelers game last night to broadcast a serious message about domestic violence, as outrage over newly-released video depicting former Ravens running back Ray Rice beating his now-wife unconscious continues to ripple through the NFL.





James Brown, doing what little men will do, and that's address the issue head on. Since the Ray Rice incident came to the forefront several months ago, Mr. Brown in less than two minutes, did more than all reporting agencies combined.






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Roger West

NEW VIDEO SHOWS RAY RICE BEATING WIFE

UPDATE: 9/8/14 15:00 RAY RICE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY

(ESPN) TMZ Sports has posted a video that it says shows Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancee in the face in the elevator of an Atlantic City hotel in February. The punch drew a two-game suspension from NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, a penalty that was so severely criticized as too lenient that Goodell revamped the league's policies against domestic violence.

Just disgusting! Roger Goodell needs to punish Ray Rice more severely, change his minimal 2 game suspension and let Mr. Rice be held accountable for knocking his then fiancée out, dragger her, and then dropping her on her face on the hard floor.

Ray Rice you are today's douche bag of the day!

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Roger West