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When Roger West first launched the progressive political blog "News From The Other Side" in May 2010, he could hardly have predicted the impact that his venture would have on the media and political debate. As the New Media emerged as a counterbalance to established media sources, Roger wrote his copious blogs about national politics, the tea party movement, mid-term elections, and the failings of the radical right to the vanguard of the New Media movement. Roger West's efforts as a leading blogger have tremendous reach. NFTOS has led the effort to bring accountability to mainstream media sources such as FOX NEWS,CNN and Andy Breitbart's "Big Journalism. Roger's breadth of experience, engaging style, and cultivation of loyal readership - over 92 million visitors - give him unique insight into the past, present, and future of the New Media and political rhetoric that exists in our society today. What we are against: Radical Right Wing Agendas Incompetent Establishment Public Coruption Corporate Malfeasence We are for: Global and Econmoic Security Social and Economic Justice Media Accountability Healthy Communities

Saturday, July 7, 2012

HOW TO IDENTIFY A TEA BAGGER/TEABILLIE

Republican Tea Bagger

If you have ever been concerned about how to identify a republican tea bagger, fear not. We have a list of 50 ways to tell if people around you are TeaBaggers or even Teapublicans.


Their four-year-old is a member of the NRA.

They think Roe vs. Wade has to do with boats.

They can name the entire cast of The Dukes of Hazzard, but not their congressman.

Their grandmother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.

Their school colors are camouflage.

They spent more on their television than on their education.

They think “gun control” means their trigger finger.

They think the SAT is like the FBI.

They think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

Christmas dinner was ruined because they ran out of ketchup.

Someone in their family died right after saying, “Hey, guys, watch this.”

Their gun safe is bigger than their refrigerator.

They can field dress a deer, but can’t change a diaper.

There is a gun rack on their bicycle.

A night on the town for them includes city jail.

Counting sheep makes them more aroused than sleepy.

During their senior year they had homeroom with their mother.

Fifth grade was the best four years of their life.

In high school they dated their current stepmother.

Most of their family have appeared on COPS.

Santa Claus refuses to let their kids sit in his lap.

The morning after their kids’ slumber party, the dogs have fleas.

The National Guard had to be called out to their last family reunion.

The UFO Hotline blocks their number.

Trick-or-treaters are afraid to come to their door.

When paying for beer, spare pistol shells fall out of their pocket.

They are turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

They call the operator to get the number for 911.

They can’t spell their name without looking at their belt.

They dated their mother’s current boyfriend in high school.

They get homesick watching cops.

They go to the ear, nose, and throat doctor to have their finger removed.

They have financed a tattoo.

They have shot anyone for looking at them.

They have used the O on a stop sign to sight their new rifle.

They let their fourteen-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her children.

They list their parole officer as a reference on job applications.

They made a cheat sheet for a hunter safety test.

They played pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey and got 4 teeth knocked out.

They prefer to walk the excess length off their jeans rather than hem them.

They think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

They think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.

They think espresso means 10 items or less.

They think Liberation was that gay guy who played the piano.

They think Long John Silver is expensive underwear.

They use their daughter’s wedding as an excuse to buy a new shotgun.

They watch cartoons long after their children get bored.

Their flashlight holds more than four batteries.

Their grandmother, mother, and wife all have children the same age. Their cast iron frying pan has been referred to as “Exhibit A



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