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| How To Be A Tea Bagger |
Anatomy of a Tea Bagger:
Creativity:
The tea bagger has been known to be cleaver with his/her sign making. Unfortunately the signs are often misspelled or unintentionally ironic.
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Solidarity:
Though this modern tea party has little or nothing to do with the original, wearing tea bags on or around their foreheads gives them a sense of belonging and of brotherly camaraderie.
Blow Hard:
This is the tea baggers most effective weapon. This weapon has been known to yell racial and homophobic epithets at people who disagree with their ideology.
Religion:
The tea bagger not only clung to his/her gun when the "Kenyan" President stole power, but also to righteous indignant of his/her purpose driven Evangelical religion.
Liberty:
The tea bagger is typically conservative with libertarian ideals. The irony of this is that most receive a Government Social Security check every month, due to the fact 46% of the movement are 55 or older.
Faux News:
Although most of the tea baggers information comes from talk radio, the tea baggers always find time for "fair and balanced" reporting coming from the blow hard pundits at Faux News.
Patriot:
The tea bagger is the best kind of American there is, because every article of flag clothing and memorabilia they own comes from Wal-Mart and was made in China.
Caucasian:
The typical tea bagger is white and over 55. It is surprising that this demographic would have any problem with a black President.
Sig Sauer P228:
The tea bagger has a permit to always carry his/her hand gun. This is a special gun because its the same one their TV hero Jack Bauer uses.
Right-Wing Radio:
The tea bagger receives most of their inspiration from the white man's everyday heroes,
Dana Loesch, Glernn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage.
Editor-In-Chief
Roger West
